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How many Dogs does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Thanks to Simone Albert for sending this one in.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever

The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie

Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund

You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler

Make me.

Boxer

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab

Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd

I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation

Jack Russell Terrier

I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog

Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua

Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”

Greyhound

It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd

First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle

I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: “How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

Please note: This material was forwarded to me with no attribution to the actual author. If you know who created this list, please let me know so I can attribute it properly. Thanks.

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